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She didn't want him being a club that would have him for a member.

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Yeah I fell asleep on that one. Thanks.

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Love this

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This may be the best thing I have read this year. Wow.

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Tony *Roberts*

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I enjoyed this so much! If you ever start receiving those again, you'll know his relationship is over. I love the idea of these e-mails forming a sort of romantic biography over time.

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Incredible kicker.

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